withywindle-valley:

fullfrontalfish:

jellyfishmakeoutparty:

I love butterfly rays because half of the images of them online come in two varieties and it’s

ALT

a) a baybey!

ALT

b) I know what you are.

Fuckin FLAT.

Happy flat fuck Friday to all who observe

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spacevixenmusic:

It’s 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.

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iwillrazehell:

blackvelvetofnight:

love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood

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kaible:

succubused:

succubused:

queerphobe:

flat fuck friday

you know what day it is

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

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ubercharge:

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

reallysaltygarden:

nowhen-but-now:

hobohobgoblim:

punkrorschach:

memewhore:

the “i am from russia” was a warning

I asked a taxi driver in Bucharest to take the quickest route to the airport. 10 minutes later we’re doing 120kph the wrong way done the street car tracks when another taxi tried to pass us and dude just floors it. Never spoke a word, smoked 9 cigarettes over the 30 minute ride, never took off his sunglasses and blasting opera all the way. I look at it as paying 15€ plús tip to lose all fear of death.

Having lived in Bucharest I can tell you he would have done that even with out you asking

Can’t keep this hidden in the taggs

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loislame84:

loislame84:

Andromeda: it’s time we threw logic and reason out the window.

Bellatrix: I couldn’t agree with you more, dear sister.

Narcissa: Bellatrix Black, you put me down right now.

hustlingrube:

Bellatrix: Honestly, I’m just so evil. So full of wickedness. I feed off the souls of the living I strike fear into—

Hermione: You fell asleep holding Crookshanks like a teddy bear last night.

Bellatrix: HE’S MY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

evilscientist3:

evilscientist3:

pass-the-boof-please:

cutepilled:

word of the day: “woowoo”

definition:

el woowoo

Happy “El Woowoo” Wednesday!

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memeuplift:

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homunculus-argument:

My problem is that while I love waking up early, I also fucking hate going to bed early. It’s unreasonable, 24 hours is simply not enough time to get everything done each day. I’m a busy man with plenty to do, I should be allowed to go to bed at 2 am and wake up at 5 am and get a solid 8 hours of sleep in the middle. Like why is that too much to ask.

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solreefs:

heartbreaking: local thing has to leave the house even though it is so tired and sleepy and full of joint pain

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memewhore:

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